He wore an Aaron Rodgers #12 jersey on Seahawk Friday at work last week, thumbing his nose at the scores of employees wearing something Seahawk, so he deserved it.
Anyway, I asked him if he wanted to sign up for a new insurance policy from State Farm marketed by his favorite player and offered exclusively for Packers fans like him called Discount Double Choke. As I am currently at home nursing a serious back injury, he responded that if I'd come back out to work he'd relocate my back pain by a few inches to the south.
Not content to let that go, I asked him not to get mad for me bouncing a harmless suggestion off his head. After all, I got the idea after watching that onside kick in Sunday's game, figuring that all Packers must like having things bounced off their heads.
God, it's great to be a Seahawk fan!