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You just can't make this stuff up.
http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/02/colin-kaepernick-brittany-renner-pregnant-kevin-gates/

Apparently, Squidward has decided to use a rap song on Twitter, to deny being the person who impregnated self styled fitness model, Brittany Renner, (whoever she is... ) His mama must be SO very proud.

As always I am reminded of the stark contrast between Wilson and Squidward.

I wouldn't turn her down if she showed up at my doorstep... unless my wife was home. I wonder if she likes being spanked? Tough Life that Kap leads.

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Eeeyech. Superficial judgment, but in too many of those pics she looks way too much like a dude for my taste. Girls aren't supposed to have 6-packs (and I can't wait for the fake boob craze to go away).

You're high, ain't nothing masculine about her at all. I think she illustrates perfectly that muscles can be feminine too. She is smoking hot! Doesn't say a thing about what's between her ears mind you ...

Many men seem to forget the lessons they learned as a boy.

A girl like this is nothing more than a Toy.

You open her up..... you play with her for a time....... Then it's "Hit the road baby" as another new Toy comes by.

Superficial girls (toys) are for superficial relationships.....nothing more and nothing less.

A "girl like that" is only a toy if she allows herself to be. Same with pretty boy male models that are "nothing more than a toy" to empowered women.

Welcome to the 21st century.

She is smoking hot!

I've got good news for you, Bob- if it's her, you, and me at 2am at the bar some fateful night, she's all yours.

Well she certainly passes the eyeball test, but that don't automatically mean she's eligible ya know.

I ain't a drunk sailor on liberty anymore, we'd hafta click on another level ... then I'd hafta get the OK from the old lady

I must be effing old or something. She is a very pretty girl, but I don't find that body type hot at all. I call it the Kardashianation of women's looks. Gigantic asses, over sized boobs, full glam everywhere.

I guess I'm just a farm kid that still finds farm girls attractive. I like women that are athletic and active, more interested in books than beauty shops. But there is someone for everyone out there.

Congrats Colin, you just won the $20,000 a month anti-lottery

burrrton wrote:
I've got good news for you, Bob- if it's her, you, and me at 2am at the bar some fateful night, she's all yours.

I'm with Bob... I think you're insane. To each their own I suppose. Now I don't like the fake boobs or weave but that girl has curves in all the right places. Face nothing to sneeze at either. You're kicking her out of bed because she's in shape?

The real problem is there is clearly something wrong with her mentally when she's tweeting out over the internet that she's pregnant and who she's alledgedly pregnant by.

Smoking hot from my perspective. Id probably have a heart attack though....Either way, it looks like Coppernickle has a little controversy on his hands. Say goodbye to 60 million !

Crazy the different preferences, I'm not saying she isn't attractive at all, but I think I lean more towards Burton on this one. There is a difference between being 'in shape' and taking it to fair ( ala the body builder platform) nothing wrong with a flat stomach IMHO, but IMO the full on six pack abs with veins popping out on her arms isn't a look I'm searching for in a 'hot' female type. Like my women feminine , which for me personally doesn't include a lot of not just tone, but cut muscles.

Really is just personal preference.

I know we are all animals here & I hate to break up the fraternity...but really....she embarrasses me. She's workin' hard on that body (paying for it too - there's loads of plastic surgery & work done there) and taking selfie after selfie and posting it like a porn star. Then she snares an athlete and attempts to trap him. It's embarrassing. It's so superficial, I would think that her inauthenticity would be more of a turn-off, but it isn't for lots of men. She's just nasty. And no, I'm not envious AAT FRICKEN ALL.

Isn't she analogous then to the good looking but morally vacuous, intellectually inept bad boy types that chicks are all over because they say they want an element of "danger" in their love lives? Average guys can't imagine how chicks could be attracted to guys like that, guys that treat their women like these guys do, but even that still seems to be a turn on to most of them.

It ain't just men that can be shallow when it comes to what turns them on.

Related to the Thread Topic ...... Colin Kaepernick LOL!................ Just look at this Goof. Lol

Face of the Franchise......

It ain't just men that can be shallow when it comes to what turns them on

Yup. +1

My point wasn't to casts stones at y'all. I'm just saying as a woman, her "style" embarrasses me. It's unattractive (again, to me) to have such a superficial way of living life. I mean hell, she is t even a seahawks fan for christ's Sake.

we don't know that, maybe she has made the ultimate sacrifice to distract Squidward/ Great Kazoo

If he would add a swoosh to that mess then maybe Nike would pay him a few million bucks.

It's more original now not to have a tattoo, and has been that way for awhile.

For the most part, they all look like krap, IMO.

(no offense meant to anybody here with them).

burrrton wrote:
I've got good news for you, Bob- if it's her, you, and me at 2am at the bar some fateful night, she's all yours.

That's what I was thinking as well...Bob can have her, I think she's ugly. Seriously ugly.

Gotta call BS on that Monkey.

It's one thing to reject her over preference, too muscley for some, hate fake boobs that much, her style just isn't your flavor, maybe you just aren't into black chicks. I get that. But Ugly? Nah.

She hits every characteristic that men innately find attractive in a woman on an unconscious level (across time and culture): Facial Symmetry, big eyes, hip to waist ratio, height to weight ratio.

Although I know you'll probably just get stubborn and double down on your opinion, "ugly" is a pretty gross exaggeration.

kalibane wrote:Gotta call BS on that Monkey.

It's one thing to reject her over preference, too muscley for some, hate fake boobs that much, her style just isn't your flavor, maybe you just aren't into black chicks. I get that. But Ugly? Nah.

She hits every characteristic that men innately find attractive in a woman on an unconscious level (across time and culture): Facial Symmetry, big eyes, hip to waist ratio, height to weight ratio.

Although I know you'll probably just get stubborn and double down on your opinion, "ugly" is a pretty gross exaggeration.

Uhhh...no, I think she's seriously atrocious looking. Her body looks deformed and extremely fake. Her curves are so grossly exaggerated and she has a face that could stop a train...
Seriously, U.G.L.Y. she ain't got no alibi.

Like I said. I knew you'd double down. "face that could stop a train"...

Won't go so far as to call her Fugly but she doesn't float my boat, really at all. Hate that veiny look on women, not saying if I was younger, drunker and desperate I wouldn't have been attempting to bring her home from a bar, but I sure wouldn't have been drawn to her prior to the drunker part.

Man I been lookin' real hard but I just don't see any veins ... like at all ... but it's OK, I'll keep lookin'.

Be my guest.

She is a fake and he is a Punk!

So glad he isn't the face of our team.